Things I Do For Money

Here are some photos of the suits I was working on from last season, in stores now! I can't even handle the length of our models legs. How am I even the same species as her? You may say it is all Photoshopped but you know who proofed the non Photoshopped photos? Me! She really does look like this and the only corrections made were getting rid of some shadows, fixing stray hairs, and brighten up her lipstick. Nevermind that though, look my handwork! Being a bathing suit designer is a silly silly job but someone has to do it. Well... not really, we could all just go skinny dipping.