Hello My Name Is Unfortunate

My barista's nametag at Coffee Bean yesterday read "Lesbia." She was a young latina that looked like she hated life. Rightfully so I guess. Oh Lesbia, maybe you should look into getting a name change and suing your parents for mental cruelty.

Poppy Fields Forever

Went to the poppy fields today and took far too many photos. It was so very beautiful and so very windy and cold. See this little sun dress I am wearing, wow was that a bad idea. If you wish to see even more photos, including my poppy frolic then you can see them on my flickr page.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/framented_light/sets/72157604322255055/

Head of Hair is Fine, Head Under Hair is Another Story

Okay, the hair really isn't that bad. I was just being a cranky pants last night. I re-styled it and it is perfectly fine. No one even noticed I even got a haircut at work. It feels so much better, almost silky, which is nice. I've just been in such terrible mood swings lately.

Tress Apathy

I just got a bad haircut tonight. It looks like some sort of small rodent was biting my locks in my sleep. It really isn't that bad, or maybe I just don't care. Right now I can't tell the difference. I mean I'm never satisfied with my hair so what's the difference between good hair and bad really.

F*** You Adulthood, I Just Want a Pony and Some Icecream

Tonight was the most thrilling night of my life. I paid a bunch of bills and then I did my taxes. Tonight is the kind of night that makes you feel really alive. SARCASM!

Bunny Picnic

Spent Easter Sunday in the park for a lovely picnic full of tons of food.

Twins

I have the same fashion taste as a hood ornament!!!

Crazy on Wheels

I was taking a walk around my block today and found this parked on the street. How awesome is this? I say VERY.

Teenage Shenanigans

Ben celebrated his 30th birthday last night with a 30 is the new 15 party. It was themed come dressed as your 15 year old self. I totally forgot to take a photo of my super sweet outfit, booo.

Part Time Model

I was at the grocery store this evening and this older middle aged man says "You must be a model." My first thought was 'Oh my god, is this man making fun of me?' But then I think no because older men love to say this to me. Maybe they just think they are being nice, maybe their vision is really going, maybe they are old enough to remember a time when models weren't 14 year old sticks. I don't know really but I love that my first reaction is always thinking some old dude is publicly mocking me which if that was true it would be pretty funny actually.

Happy Good Life

There is a chalk drawing on the sidewalk right when I walk into my apartment courtyard of rainbow colored doodles and it says "Happy Good Life." It made me smile this morning as I left for work. I wonder if the child wanted to write Happy Good Friday and didn't know how to spell Friday. I liked 'Happy Good Life' better though. I think it is a nice message.

Last night I met up with Lindsey at the Landmark theater to watch The Other Boleyn Girl. It was good times hanging out and eating with Lindsey but that movie is not good. Natalie Portman is always enjoyable to watch but that movie could have been better on so many different levels. King Henry VIII played by smoking hot Eric Bana is just so damn laughable. There solution to casting him was to just put him in the largest poofy clothing you have ever seen in your life, which made his head look teeny tiny.
Anyways it is Easter weekend and I plan on having major happy good life this weekend!

Eat Me

Why why why am I so damn tasty. I am covered in bug bites from yesterdays hike. I have 3 on my right, 1 on my right shoulder, 1 on my jaw line, 1 on my hairline, and 3 on my forehead. Oh do I itch! Why am I so yummy?

Mugu For You

Today Amanda and I drove up the PCH and met Erin for a hike up Point Mugu. Beautiful Day!

Pain in the Ass

I have been skipping or half assing going to the gym the last few weeks. I just have been tired or not in the mood. It seemed like when I did go I sort of faked it and went through the motions without any sort or energy and I was just wasting my time. All of a sudden the last three days I have gotten that spark back and I've been killing it exercise wise. I can't believe how much different it makes me feel. The last few weeks I have been super lethargic and complacent but at the same time I have been anxious and my thoughts have been restless. It is amazing the change that takes place with a good workout. I suddenly have energy and I'm happy (which is a big thing as of late) and my head just feels clear. I really think that if it wasn't for my workouts I would be depressed and asleep all the time. On the work out note I saw some sort of football game on TV and I was looking at the players. All of a sudden I was like 'Daaaaamn, I need to start doing squats.' I am not attracted really to jock types but I am attracted to the idea of having their shapely butts on my own body. So I've tried to start doing them and my butt is so soar that I can hardly move, or even sit.

Pigs in Straw

I learned a new word and I would like to share it with you. Sorry, I haven't really been feeling like posting lately. So just a bunch of silly little posts.

croodle (krŌ´d'l)
v. i. 1. To cower or cuddle together, as from fear or cold; to lie close and snug together, as pigs in straw.

f-f-f-f-fashion!

I saw Andre Leon Talley night!!! I went to lecture by Isabel Ruben Toledo at the Pacific Design center and Andre Leon Talley was there. He would inappropriately clap every time he thought something was fabulous, which was a lot. He had on a fabulous python coat and and a hot pink shirt. I wish I was Isabel & Ruben Toledo, I'm totally hopelessly in love with them.

I'm Your Dance

I went to the Short Stop in Echo Park last night for dancing. dance dance DANCE!!!

I have also been obsessively listening to the soundtrack to Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man which is a bunch of Leonard Cohen songs covered by other artist. Oh holy hell it is good.

Welcome to Creepsville, USA

I'm either being way too sensitive to creepy things tonight or creepiness is invading me. Let me elaborate and then you can judge. Went to the gym tonight and first thing I see, in the locker room, is this slightly heavy and very elderly lady completely naked . Now that is all fine and doesn't bother me. However, for the whole time I was in there a middle aged woman is rubbing down the old lady's entire body with lotion and the elderly woman is making strange old people sounds. After that I am in the middle of my workout when I look up at some entertainment news television show. There is this segment on Bill Ray Cyrus and his teenage daughter that Hannah Montana girl. They are constantly hugging and he has his arm over her and they are very touchy in some photo shoot and the camera zooms in on them holding hands and it started to make me feel slightly uncomfortable. Then it goes into the next segment about some 5 year old girl that has been attending dance class at the same place Britney Spears dances and I guess also helps teach the kids. Well they have this tiny little girl doing her dance moves which were all very "sexy" moves. She was flipping her hair and doing air humping dances that Britney does in her videos. It was terrifying. On my way home I was stopped at a light when I see this guy parked on the street who was right next to be. He was this really creepy looking guy with crazy eyes and he had the hood of his car up and a jumper cable in each hand. He just kinda stood there and looked at me for a long while then he says in a flat tone "Can you help me start my car." I pretended not to hear him and just drove away. Creepsville, USA

My-So-Called-Self

There was much talk of our 15 year old selves today. So I picked up an old year book and found this photo of 15 year old me. HA! Look at my plaid flannel over my hands hehe.

As Of Right Now

I don't feel like writing complete sentences or paragraphs so here is a lazy post.

*Tried Ethiopian food for the first time on Sunday. It wasn't as good as I hoped.

*Someone ordered my Sports Illustrated swimsuit for $500 and now I have to make it again.

*I finished reading His Dark Material, I'm sad that it is all over.

*I've started watching the 1st season of The Wire.

*I got my yellow bridesmaid dress.

*My UTI popped up again, which has been happening on and off for a month now. I'm going to the doctor first thing in the morning to break down and gets some medication and just fucking get rid of it.

*I am drinking peppermint tea.

*I met two pugs this weekend called Sushi and Waffles.

*I have frozen waffles in my freezer (not the dog but the food).

I'm Lost

Ahhhh, I can't find my phone. So frustrating, where is it!

Anyways, look at this outfit from Chloe Sevigny's new clothing line. No really, LOOK at it. Let it rape your eyes!

Body Massage

Today I had my very first professional massage. Lindsey bought me a message for my birthday. I guess I really never knew what a massage was before. I thought it was just on your back. But no! I was wrong. Wow did I get massaged all over, no happy ending or anything. My butt has never been more relaxed from all the tension I didn't even realize I had. It was good times. A+ for the foot and hand massage!

I found some amazing things at the thrift store today. However, why does every person that works at Goodwill have to be so damn mean?!?! They are the meanest people in all the lands. They do not have goodwill towards customers.