Spot On

Unless I can find more of these materials I'm not sure I will be able to let tonight's creation go.

Go Team Go!

As of yesterday team help Zach get a new wardrobe was a success. About a month back for his birthday our troops assembled in the purchase of an H&M gift card for the lad. This weekend was Zach's last chance to use his gift card before he rides off into the sunset to live and thrive in the state of mind known as Texas. On Sunday I accompanied him to the H&M store in the Beverly Center to make sure he bought solids and shirts with sleeves. Not only did Zach use all of his gift card he even bought more then the card. Hooray for fashion!

I Never Stop Making Stuff!

So this weekend I spent a good amount of time out and about enjoying the sunshine. Also, I decided that I am going to start making jewelry. Yeah, I said it, yeah it's weird. So here is my first attempts at jewelry making. They are a little crude and my photography is a little crappy. It is a work in progress. Just click on the photo if you want to see the image larger.

Letter of Truth

Dear neighbor girl

I guess congratulations on your engagement to the weird old burn out surfer that lives upstairs. To think about all those times he hit on me before you moved in, I could totally be getting married if those advances didn't make me nauseous. Hooray for you I suppose, but please for the love of all that is good in this world stop making your tacky wedding plans on the phone outside in front of my apartment. I don't care about the seashell table decorations, or the shade of pink you want to make things, and frankly the wedding dress that you have have picked out for years before you even met this guy kind of creeps me out.

Sincerely
Your Cold Hearted Neighbor

If Only

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

Children of Hen

Watched Children of Men tonight. Yeah, I guess it was shot really well, and yeah the story was very engaging. I suppose the acting was very good as well. But I mean come on! We all know the best part of this movie was when the tiny kitten was trying to climb Clive Owen's leg, OH or the big fatty fat orange cat he was petting when he was smoking the strawberry pot, or maybe the super fluffy sheep that ran around in the apocalyptic streets, or maybe it was the deer that was inside the abandoned building, or the chubby hens that fallowed the refugees, no...it was definitely the tiny kitten trying to climb Clive Owen's leg. Well, the future is fucked but it sure has a lot of cute animals at least.

Gems, They're Truly outrageous

Fun little things I made at work this week.

Deep Thoughts

Watching the Twin Peaks movie again tonight. Thought for the evening;

Lindsay Lohan=Laura Palmer...write it in your diary

Naked Lunch

I decided to grab a salad at Togo's today for lunch. I was about a block from my office at a stoplight when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. I don't really pay attention until I think 'Is someone changing thier pants?' I look over and sure enough I was right. Some dude at the bus stop was changing out of his pants into shorts. By the time I see him he is pulling up his shorts, I sorta laugh until I see him go for the fly and notice his dick hanging out. As he gets the shorts over his butt he's junk sorta flops around and then he tucks it in and zips up. WOW, that was some lunch break.
Also...What the fuck!?!?

Cha-Cha-Change

I've been brunette for a half a year now, me's thinks a change is a brewing. :)

Shellacked Windows to the Soul

Awww, sadness. I don't know why but after watching The Eyes of Tammy Faye I had a deep love for her. She really isn't the type of person I would generally gravitate towards. She was just so weird and quirky that I couldn't help but find her endearing. R.I.P Tammy Faye.

Go Down

I remember getting really upset when I was little that I couldn't have a spoon full of sugar when I had to take medicine.
I felt...deceived.

Golden Companion

From Russia with Love

I have been having a blast at work the last two days. I was given four tiny bikinis in these pastel shades I chose and told to embellish them as I see fit. The theme I was given for the photo shoot they are going to is Russia, Rich, Luxe, Imperial, decadent - faberge egg-like with the embroidery, gold accents, jewel encrusted, Over the top lifestyle - think Marie Antoinette but Russian. I wish everyday was like this at work.

Photo Finish

Hey look, here are some photos from last weekends bonfire BBQ!

Zach, sets up camp



Amanda arrives!



I lay out and get some sun with my beach death shroud over my face



History is made...sort of



People come, people go



I warm myself by the fire

My-So-Called-Life Moment

Why do I still think about My-So-Called-Life. Is that pathetic? For some reason I keep hearing this one snippet of dialogue in my head for the last month.

"So, Sharon's life was, like, developing in this natural, healthy way. While my life was, like, clogged."

I feel like my life is clogged

Draw the Line