Naked Lunch

I decided to grab a salad at Togo's today for lunch. I was about a block from my office at a stoplight when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. I don't really pay attention until I think 'Is someone changing thier pants?' I look over and sure enough I was right. Some dude at the bus stop was changing out of his pants into shorts. By the time I see him he is pulling up his shorts, I sorta laugh until I see him go for the fly and notice his dick hanging out. As he gets the shorts over his butt he's junk sorta flops around and then he tucks it in and zips up. WOW, that was some lunch break.
Also...What the fuck!?!?