The Vagina of an Angel

Went bowling this afternoon. I came in 5th the first game and won the second. There was such shitty music playing, not like good crappy bowling alley music but contemporary soft rock crap. I very much hate that song "Lips of an Angel" it is so awful it makes me want to cry but I started to sing along my own version which I think makes the song WAY better;

Vagina why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Vagina why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud

Well, my vagina in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice say my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the vagina of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But vag you make it hard to be faithful
With the vagina of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice say my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the vagina of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

Vag why you calling me so late?