The Fuckfest of Blue & Yellow

So today I decided to wear my bright green sweatshirt to work. I never wear it to work but it has been freezing because the air-conditioning system is overcompensating for the approaching summers heat. I notice my boss is also wearing bright green, so is the associate designer, so is our pattern maker, so is the planner, so is our sample sewer, so is the intern. Holy Mother of God it is a sea of green in hear today. I almost lost my shit when someone offered me a keylime pie yogurt. I will sit here and drink my green tea out of my green mug while I hum "It's Not Easy Being Green" and look like a completely deranged person.