Mission Fat Ass is a Go

Oh dear God, the parade of holiday treats has officially begun today. Every year our office fills up with gifts from our vendors of the tasty fatty variety. I just unwrapped a box of chocolate covered macadamia nuts, a box of assorted chocolates, and a box of fancy cookies. Why can't anyone send fruit or nuts? I remember last year at the end of December I had a first. It was the first time in my whole life that I was sick of chocolate and couldn't even look at the stuff. I can't even comprehend being in a mental state as that but I think I shall soon remember.