Elwood Loves Booty & Himself

I was standing in front of my bathroom sink and mirror this morning. It is a tiny little bathroom with not much space between the toilet and the sink. So I'm in my pajamas brushing my teeth when Mr. Elwood decided to perch ontop of the toilet and nuzzle my booty with his face. I informed him that that was not proper behavior and that he must leave the bathroom if he was not going to be a gentleman. He then decided to sit up on the toilet like a prairie dog so that he could see himself in the mirror. I told him to get over himself.