Work Conversations

Me: So I'm going camping this weekend.
Co-Worker: Oh my God, why?
M: Because it will be fun and it's only for one night.
CW: Well who are you going with and where?
M: Oh, just a group of friends, we're going to the Angeles National Forest.
CW: I won't want to be crued but are you on your period?
M: No, why?
CW: There are bears there, I'm serouse. You better make sure none of your friends are on their periods, it's very dangerous.
M: Um, I'm not asking them that.