Suffering from RHS

I think I have restless hair syndrome. That is my self diagnoses. It makes just about as much sense as restless leg syndrome. I lifted a lot the dye off my hair a week and a half ago. It still has a lot of red in it though, because it is almost imposable to lifted red dye from the hair. I haven't actually dyed it in 2 months. I have an inch of natural hair peaking out on top. Anyways, I feel restless about it. Poor tortured hair, I just can't leave it alone. If only there was a medicatrion on the market so that I could battle my restless hair syndrome.