Locks of Love

Things a normal person does: Sees a girl at the gym with such a pretty hair color and thinks 'That's a really pretty hair color.' Then said person goes on their merry way.

Things Christine does: Sees a girl at the gym with such a pretty hair color, fixates on the girls hair for a good half hour, and thinks 'I must HAVE this hair.' Goes out right after then gym and buys the closest matching hair dye she can find to said girls hair.

There may be something seriously wrong with me. But hey, I didn't wait for the girl in the parking lot and scalp her and sew her hair onto my head so I guess I'm doing okay.