The Gain of Pain

In the middle of my workout tonight I saw a spinning class organizing and I thought to myself 'I always wanted to try that.' So I joined the class. It is a pretty good work-out but holy hell do my lady parts hurt. I couldn't keep up because of the shooting pains in areas no one should have shooting pains. Oh man, when the instructor had us stand and spin it was like a little slice of heaven. I didn't know that class was an hour long either. Fuck you bicycle seat, I'm pretty sure I have lost my ability to have children.