Not a Pretty Picture

On two separate occasions today I have received e-mails of photos of me in a bathing suit on the beach. None more horrifying than the ones my mom took from this weekend. They are without a doubt the most unflattering pictures ever taken of me (and believe me I have taken many an unflattering photo). Wow, my ego just crashed on the floor. My conclusion should be a very strict diet and new super hard gym routine. I'll do my best there but my actual conclusion is NO PICTURES OF ME IN A BATHING SUIT SHALL BE TAKEN! I will fucking destroy anyone that does not adhere to my new rule! GAH, I know it is superficial but I feel crap.