The Pink Panter

Here is my totally inappropriate work moment of the day. I was talking to some people at work and looking at the new Vogue and I come across this outfit. I say "Why on Earth would anyone want to wear these pants? What is that seam on the crotch? It looks like a penis. Why would I want to wear pants that have a giant pink flap like that in the front? I don't want there to be a penis near my crotch unless it is someone else's." I need to just not speak at work.