Stub-A-Dub-Dub

Someone told me today that my legs were a mile long and then they went on to say they had little stubby legs. I started laughing and laughing at the term "stubby legs." This is probably not the response the person was looking for. I can't help it, stubs for legs is hilarious to me. But then I started thinking about all the things I could do if my legs were indeed a mile long. Apparently I am no good at office small talk because I will laugh at your insecurities and then stare off into nothing as I think about standing in the middle of the grand canyon or walking through the ocean with mile long legs. No one should ever even try to talk to me.