Labor Pains

I'm sort of stuck at home this weekend which hasn't been fun. I need to go to the doctor but it isn't an emergency so I'm waiting out this 3 day weekend in pain. It hasn't been the 3 day weekend I've been dreaming about that's for sure. Anyways, I've spent so much time at home I am now listening to 2 neighbor children playing outside. One of them sounds upset and said "I don't like fighting." I can hear the wooden clank of broom handles. The other says self righteously "I don't like playing with people that don't know how to sword fight..cause I've been practicing." I forgot about all the mini wars I use to have as a child. I thought I was a master sword fighter too.