I take secret pleasure in the late 20's metabolism slow down that a lot of people I know are going through. Isn't that terrible? It's just that I never had a magical time in my life that I could get away with eatting everything I wanted and be skinny. Now when people complain about it I secretly say to myself inside 'HA! Now you shall suffer the way I've suffered.' I am such an asshole sometimes. It's not like I enjoy eating salads every day. If I had it my way I'd eat nothing but cheese and chocolate.