I Want Candy

The claw of candy is back! Every year the jerks in the tech department put a bowl of Halloween candy out by the color copier. I make a lot of color copies in a day. So standing there I am of course tempted by the candy. But it is in one of those fucking bowls that has a creepy hand in it that comes down when it detects movement and then it says "Happy Halloween" or Want some candy?" It pisses me off. And the room is so quite and then everyone looks up at you. I hate it!!! but I can't resist it! I just want candy, don't shame me for it!