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I find I take it personally when my fellow flat cheated ladies of the world get boob jobs. Which is silly because it's their bodies and they can do what they want with them. I just feel betrayed by them, like they quit our club to join a cooler one or something. I have to laugh the most at the fact that when I was little I wanted big fake boobs like Dolly Parton. I would never want that now and wonder what made me want this when I was little. But then again I also wanted a perm back then too.