Nacho Average Day

WHY DON'T I HAVE NACHOS!?!? I swear to god I will shank someone for their nachos. All I've wanted all day are nachos! You know what I've eaten today? An apple, some almonds, vegetable soup, and a yogurt. Does any of these thing sound like nachos to you??? Well I can tell you none of them tasted like nachos either. DAMN IT I WANT NACHOS!!!