My Dick is Very Dick

I just opened up my myspace page with three message in a row from some shirtless dude named Erick

message #1
HEY SEXY WHAT UP MAYBE WE CAN HOOK UP FOR I CAN SUCK YOUR PUSSY OUT ?

message #2
HEY SEXY WHEN CAN WE HOOK UP ?
MY DICK IS VERY DICK ALSO I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY ARE YOU WET ?

message #3
HEY SEXY SO WHAT UP ARE YOU DOWN FOR THIS .ARE YOU FREE THIS WEEK ?


Do you think this works for him? My dick is very dick??? I don't want my pussy sucked out that sounds terrifying. I'm thinking of writing him back this response.

HEY SEXY WAZ UP, I WOULD BE TOTALLY DOWN TO HOOK UP THIS WEEK BUT MY HERPES IS REALLY FLARING UP, MAN IT FEELS LIKE I AM PEEING RAZOR BLADES.